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The Definitive Guide To Being A Texan

Do you ever ask yourself, "how can I be even more Texan?" Whether you're a freshly minted Texan or one who has been around for a long time, this book will help you learn to walk, talk, and act a heck of a lot more Texan. Written by the owner of Texas Humor, Jay B. Sauceda, this book helps old timers and newcomers alike increase their Texcellence about a billion percent*.

*Give or take a few billion.

Y'all Need This Book: The Definitive Guide To Being A Texan